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BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren’s Son Just Got Away With Murder

It must be nice to be the rich and powerful son of a United States Senator. Just ask Richard, Elizabeth Warren’s son from her second marriage. Richard was playing some basketball with friends after work when the game got heated and the next thing you know, a quick thrust to a young man’s throat and the game was over…forever.

Larry Sigmund of Oak Bluff died when Warren’s son used his knowledge of martial arts — he’s a black belt — to kill him almost instantly by crushing his larynx, causing him to asphyxiate and die. Richard said the contact was an accidental hand thrown in anger during the course of a sporting event. There’s no way a lawyer came up with that or anything.

The way it looks right now, after a phone call to the local DA from Senator Warren, her son, Richard, won’t be charged and a man’s family will never see justice or even get to face their loved one’s killer in court.

Meanwhile, Warren’s office released a statement that basically told the world to f*ck off:

I made a phone call and advocated for my son. Who among you wouldn’t do the same?

The case still has to go through typical processing, but as of now, it’s over. Richard got away with murder. At 31-years-old, it’s just about the only thing he’s ever accomplished.

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  1. Just a whole family of lawbreakers. Welcome to the Demon crat party of America. Kill all your adversaries, then you can’t lose.

  2. If I am able to turn my son in for stealing a pair of sneakers when he was a teenager or a neighbor kid who stole a stereo and another for stealing a boat. You better believe if one of my children murdered anyone then I definitely want him or her to pay for their crime. I believe in doing what is right regardless of the consequences. Also if they were accused of something they didn’t do, I would stand for and fight. Like when my son and four other boys were accused of breaking soccer nets at the high school, my neighbor whose son was one of the boys accused inspected the nets the next morning found many reasons why they couldn’t have done it, I fought City Hall and won. Like the saying goes – “If you can do the crime, then you can do the time.”

    Just look at all the whining college students who need a safe place because their parents always coddled them. They need a safe place because they have had to handle disappointment. Well there is tons of disappointment, frustration and adversity in life and a person must learn how to handle them in an acceptable and appropriate manner.

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