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Sean Hannity’s Bicycle Accident Is Much More Serious Than First Reported

Sean Hannity was in an accident with a Ford pickup truck this morning while riding his bicycle that now seems much more serious than originally reported. From Fox and Friends:

Our own Sean Hannity was in a minor bump and scrape this morning on his bicycle. He was sent to the hospital for routine tests and should be back at his desk Monday for another exciting week!

NewsFeedHunter affiliate Louis LeWeigh, however, got a different story from a floor nurse from ICU. She says things are much more serious:

Mr. Hannity is in critical condition bleeding internally. Doctors are having a hard time finding the source. They’re infusing him with new blood, but the blood is pooling and could create a septic environment. At this point, if we can’t find the bleed, he won’t make it through the night.

Meanwhile, the rest of the media world is completely silent. It seems Fox wants to keep the fate of their new number one guy under wraps so they don’t get served a tumbling stock like when trolls pulled the Tucker Carlson Hoax. We’ll certainly keep you updated as the story develops, but as of now, spread the news…Hannity isn’t as hunky-dory as Fox would have you believe.

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